The off-screen deaths in: Batman Beyond, Part Two.

S1E5 0:13:44 Four large ice formations have speared their way, vertically, through one of the smaller research buildings of Wayne-Powers thanks to the return of Mr. Freeze. Its nighttime and the building seems desolate (the only scientists we are shown are seen running from the building, escaping). So we will say that one poor Janitor was obliterated by sudden ice spears while cleaning the shitters on the third floor

Fuck you, building

S1E5 0:14:53 Mr. Freeze does his thing and freezes the piss out of Dr. Stephanie Lake. I am pretty sure she is dead.

S1E5 0:15:10 Mr Freeze welcomes eight Wayne-Powers' security guards to a new ice age.

S1E5 0:15:19 Mr. Freeze freezes a troop transport. It seems these guys like to travel in packs of eight. So I will assume that there were eight more guards in the back plus the driver.

Did he have time to drench himself in fear urine?

S1E5 0:19:10 The building collapses with Mr. Freeze and the frozen Dr. Lake inside of it (and the ensuing explosion totally engulfs the area that the seventeen frozen guards were located). I will assume that anyone else inside the building had ample enough time to evacuate and count the only death as Mr. Freeze (I will redact this if/when he makes a comeback. I am not Googling into the future. Only calling it as I see it, when I see it.)

Death toll after S1E5: 208


S1E6 0:01:48 One of four jet-packing thieves crashes into a sign. Cue explosion. Nothing he hit had any reason to explode, thus it was totally his jet-pack exploding. Batman just watched a thief immolate himself.

Man, I am just fucking awesome right now

OHFUCKBATMANHELP!

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

S1E6 0:02:20 Freon captures another of the jet-packing thieves by completely fucking freezing him. Yeah, right..."captured". Jet fuel freezes at -40 degrees Fahrenheit, this dude is dead as shit.

He didn't even get a sweet one liner dropped on his ass.

S1E6 0:14:30 The army fires a shitload of laser missiles into the Trio Tower. We see massive chunks of the building falling into the street below. Its nighttime sure, but I am sure that what folks thought was gonna be a cool superhero fight drew a crowd. Eight on lookers are killed by falling debris.

S1E6 0:14:42 Military troops enter the Trio Tower by swinging from their ship and through the massive hole in the tower like they are fucking pirates. 2-D Man smashes through them like bowling pins and sends them flying. However two of the soldiers go flying right back where they came from. Which leads me to believe that two soldiers plummet at least a hundred stories to become gutter lasagna.

Yooooooo Jjjjoooeee - wait...

Oh Jesus, this was a terrible plan!

S1E6 0:14:46 Freon freezes five soldiers solid. Again, superheroes, the human body is not meant to be fucking frozen solid. This kills the human. 

Seriously, this was just the worst plan.

S1E6 0:18:26 Batman turns on the Emergency Evacuation System in the lab. Commits vacuum related murder. The system sucks up both 2-D Man and the ghostly Freon. I can see 2-D man surviving this as he is pretty much a poor man's Mr. Fantastic, but Freon is seen practically being torn apart.

Cant...hide...murder boner....

Oh fuck YOU, Batmannnnnnnnnn!!!!

 

S1E6 0:19:30 Batman grabs the fire hose. Commits water related murder. He blasts Magma with the hose which solidifies him, allowing Bats to beat the shit out of him. When Magma collapses into a pile of rubble, all signs of life blink out of him.

Harghgarghbbbllee!

Death toll after S1E6: 227


S1E7 0:06:32 Shriek destroys the old, abandoned Gotham Police Department in the Historical District while trying to assassinate Bruce Wayne. The whole Historical District is all abandoned buildings. Why wouldn't homeless people flock there? Why wouldn't homeless people love the idea of a sound, intact ten story abandoned building? The collapse kills twenty-six homeless people.  

Death toll after S1E7: 253

S1E8 Holy shit! An entire episode without rampant murder. Even Batman managed to check his murder boner and keep it cool in this episode.


Death toll after S1E8: 253

Alright folks, eight episodes in and 253 Gotham-ites have met their maker.

Most dangerous criminal thus far: Inque and her love for industrial sabotage via murderous explosions from S1E3 still can't be beat.

Saddest death from part two: All those goddamn homeless people. Shriek is such an asshole.

Stay tuned, there are forty-four episodes left! We are just getting started with the atrocities in Gotham City! See you guys next time!